On Tue, 24 Apr 2001 01:37:39 GMT, "Martian Welk" wrote:

>You get hired to shoot a really important meeting
>your in the back of the room
>you get everything set & tested
>everything is going to be perfect
>the guy who hired ya was talking High end quality
>you show up with your best equiptment
>the job pays hundreds of dollers an hour
>they announce him, in he walks
>in all his glory, big smiles into the camera
>and he is wearing his New suit
>Black and white small checks
>A
>r
>r
>r
>g
>g
>g

;-), ;-), ;-)
Then, of course, after the careful set-up and
just as the speaker is beginning, a very large
woman sits down on the aisle in the sunny spot
with a flourescent pink sweater on, and you
can't shoot around her...;-)